Classic conversation between Rabbit and bitch.

(Original clip from Junjou Romantica Parody.)

A Rabbit doesn’t have to explain himself to anyone… except for his trusted teddy bear adviser.

SCREW THE RULES. We have money.

Introducing an honorary Rabbit: Seto Kaiba. He’s already rich, handsome, and a dick. (and the root of my love for sexy bastard millionaires)

If only he screwed a couple of guys like the fanfiction says flaunted his sexuality more, he would be a full Rabbit in a heartbeat.

A Rabbit is so well hung it frightens people.

A Rabbit knows how to protect his bitch from vegetables and other scary things.

A Rabbit is generous with his affection.

A Rabbit has a good sense of humor.

A Rabbit always has sound political views.

A Rabbit can untie his bitch’s tie. With his TEETH.